00948    a2200181   4500001000700000020001500007040003200022100002200054245002500076250002100101260000800122300004400130362000900174520049900183650002100682650002600703650003700729125625  a0060256559  cEscola Canadense de Niteroi  aSilverstein, Shel10aA giraffe and a half  aReissued Edition  aUSA  a48 p.c6 x 8.8 x 0.5 inches (hardcover)0 a1992  aIf you had a giraffe
and he stretched another half?
you would have a giraffe and a half.
And if you glued a rose
to the tip of his nose?
And if he put on a shoe
and then stepped in some glue?
And if he used a chair
to comb his hair?
And so it goes until but that would be telling. Children will be kept in stitches until the very end when the situation is resolved in the most riotous way possible. 
Shel Silverstein's incomparable line drawings add to the hilarity of his wildly funny rhymes.  4aStories in rhyme 4aChildren's Literature 4aPoetry, Poems, Verses or Theater