01409    a2200229   4500001000700000020001800007040003200025100002000057245002100077250001300098260001300111300004400124362000900168490003500177520083900212650001201051650002501063650002501088650002101113650003201134650001301166128194  a9780064408653  cEscola Canadense de Niteroi  aSnicket, Lemony10aThe vile village  a1st. ed.  aNew York  a272 p.c5 x 1.01 x 7 inches (hardcover)0 a20010 aA Series Of Unfortunate Events  aDear Reader,
You have undoubtedly picked up this book by mistake, so please put it down. Nobody in their right mind would read this particular book about the lives of Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire on purpose, because each dismal moment of their stay in the village of V.F.D. has been faithfully and dreadfully recorded in these pages.
I can think of no single reason why anyone would want to open a book containing such unpleasant matters as migrating crows, an angry mob, a newspaper headline, the arrest of innocent people, the Deluxe Cell, and some very strange hats. It is my solemn and sacred occupation to research each detail of the Baudelaire children's lives and write them all down, but you may prefer to do some other solemn and sacred thing, such as reading another book instead.
With all due respect,
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